The all POWERFUL Monkey w1zard ...

In 1872 a crack legal commando was sent to a desk job by a military court for a court date he didn't commit to, because at the time as he was busy. This w1zard promptly escaped from a maximum security cubical to the 184 underground. Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a lawyer of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire the Monkers.